bigasseyesfullawonder:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

there’s no use crying over spilled milk

moriarty-is-a-dalek:

talk-you-down:

icelikelollies:

you know what’s weird

hair

like it can’t be cold or warm hair

when you touch it its just

hair temperature 

this site i swear to god

Unless you stand in the sun for an hour when your hair is like dark brown or some shit, when I touch my hair that shit is on fucking fire

kaphioru:

Concentrating on homework?

more like

bythemightofhorus:

my name is juan valjuan

and im javier

jasonisaaced:

She doesn’t talk, sir

kari-kurofai:

The first time I saw this I thought he had just fangirled/had too many feels in the middle of typing up his search

iitu:

my-boyfriend-rumpelstiltskin:

#it’s called logging off of tumblr

I laughed way more than I should have had.

What classic movie cast would you like to see stop what they’re doing and start singing? (x)

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

theepichumor:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

tomhiddles:

X-Men & Avengers.